Quotes
 
KrimHum: ..And I'm a masochist, so I come here all night.
ZosXavius: I will finger pitt to see if it still works
Loge: Fine, write or draw a Kat on a piece of paper and give her a beard
^LadyVamp: what is that a pic of?
^LadyVamp: err..who?
Loge: Kat
Arawyn shakes hands with Szord
SZORD-1: shakes tentacles
ZosXavius: shakes testicles
Arawyn checks whether ZosX has any testicles
SZORD-1: blue and swollen no doubt
Arawyn gets the magnifying glass
Arawyn: Damn
Arawyn gets the microscope
Arawyn hmmms
Arawyn: I think I see something. Roundish. Might be a testicle. But can't say for sure
SZORD-1: lol they were there just worn out im sure
Arawyn: Nah, shriveled from too little use
SZORD-1: na just self misuse
SZORD-1: 9 foot tall with fangs and a huge wand......?
Arawyn: Could I see the wand?
Dada: You been looking in the Pact showers?
Arawyn: You don't expect me to kneel now, do you? 
Dada: Up to you (unzips jeans :))
Dada: And who's "X"?!?
CyberKaos mutters... I'd hardly call the works of Homer 'scripture'
Brakkus: JEDER HAT DAS RECHT EIN MAGIER ZU SEIN
Arawyn: Doch nur wenige das Zeug dazu
Infamus: I can beat you once in week, twice on sunday
Merc sits in X's Lap and licks X's face, wondering why he is so silent
Arawyn: I really hate it when newbies enter the channel thinking they grace us with their presence and expect that we direct all our attention to them
Arawyn: All Hail to Chory, Babe
SZORD_1 changes topic to "LETS GREASE THIS POLE BEFORE WE STICK IT UP OUR ARSE"
Arawyn: YOU BEHEADED ME!
CyberKaos: I WAS PHOTOGRAPHING THE SNAKES!!!
CyberKaos: besides you deserve it :-P
CyberKaos: you are NOT putting my ugly face up on the web, IS THAT
UNDERSTOOD?!?!?
CyberKaos slaps KrimHum around a bit with a large trout
Arawyn slaps KrimHum around a bit with a large trout
KrimHum: Do I have to pull out my trout and fight back?
KrimHum: I'll do it, you know.
CyberKaos slaps KrimHum around a bit with a large trout
KrimHum: I meet Mickey in my dreams.
KrimHum: We copulate
Yandros: Tsk tsk
KrimHum: Sometimes he calls me mini, and that makes me mad.
Lamia: my brother's been considering going into the priesthood
Lamia: he was wondering
Lamia: if nuns are the brides of Jesus
Lamia: what are priests?
Arawyn: OK. Then: Is God gay? After all, he had only to screw one single woman and
even there he let it do someone else (ie holy spirit). And all his archangels seem
to be males and wear long robes...
Arawyn changes topic to "England's a nice country, it only needs a roof"
KrimHum: I'll be good
ZosXavius needs a partner for tantric sex magick
CyberKaos: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVEN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZosXavius: wulf has a baby??
Arawyn: Yes
ZosXavius looks puzzled
ZosXavius: wow, that's kind of odd
CyberKaos: why is it odd? 
ZosXavius: kat: you had a baby??
ZosXavius: just information I never knew of
CyberKaos: no, I didn't
Arawyn: They bought one
ZosXavius: ahh....ok ;)
ZosXavius: they BOUGHT one???
CyberKaos: if i had, i'd have bigget vibrators than i do right now 
Arawyn: yep
CyberKaos: yeah
ZosXavius looks overly puzzled
CyberKaos has hysterics
ZosXavius: adopted?
Arawyn: no. bought
ZosXavius: what?!?!?!?
Arawyn: And Wulf made a lovely cradle for it
ZosXavius: you damned europeaners are weird!!
CyberKaos: very lovely
Arawyn: black, with glass on front to watch it
ZosXavius gives up
ZosXavius: I don't think I will ever figure this out
Arawyn: Btw, have you bought the wings for the little bugger?
CyberKaos: and he cuddles his baby lots
CyberKaos: the poor thing jsut had to go for surgery, but he was okay...
ZosXavius: kat: is the baby ALIVE???
Arawyn: Yes, very
Arawyn: And it got lovely teeth by now.
ZosXavius: is it HUMAN??
CyberKaos: very
ZosXavius: I give up
CyberKaos: he bit wulf earlier, quite as bit of bloody resulted
CyberKaos: tough
ZosXavius: I can't figure it out!!
ZosXavius: there is something I am missing here!
CyberKaos: he was very good when he went to the hospital yesterday
ZosXavius sighs and quits trying to think about the "baby"
CyberKaos: didn't even bite the nurse
CyberKaos laughs
Arawyn: OK, who has added her? I wanted to see her on her knees!
ZosXavius: I added her! she threatened me!
CyberKaos: Zos, how come you only gave me 100 ops?
CyberKaos: rather than 400?
ZosXavius grins evilly
CyberKaos: ZOS?
CyberKaos slaps ZosXavius around a bit with a large trout
CyberKaos: now, gimme answers
CyberKaos: NOW!
CyberKaos: NOW GIMME MY FUCKING OPS
HeKATe: it's just a generally crap photo
HeKATe: my expressions horrible, and i look fat
Arawyn: You had to look that way, don't blame me
HeKATe: you made me blush!
HeKATe: and i didn't want it taken
HeKATe: at all
HeKATe: which put an ugly expression on my face
HeKATe wasn't even done preening!
Arawyn: I said that I was going to make a photo. So don't play the surprised
ZosXavius: I'm depressed now :(
CyberKaos: or can i go?
Arawyn: What was it?
CyberKaos: fine, whatever
CyberKaos: now what?
Arawyn: Oh, yeah. Run along.
Arawyn: Or would you like a proper banishment?
ZosXavius: that doesn't sound proper to me
ZosXavius: heh, I want to learn S&M properly
CyberKaos: cos I HAD TO LIVE WITH WULF POLISHING THE PITS OUT
Arawyn: Hey! #bible! I'm not banned there yet. Gotta go there on the weekend to stir things up
Statick: Zos is our beat me up bag
Loge23: More useless info, I love it'
Arawyn: How wonderfully silent it is today. If I would have a star screensaver right now, it would actually be romantic
ZosXavius: I have a perfectly normal penis size
Arawyn: For what species?
ZosXavius: you want a pic too?
Arawyn: Why not? I can add it to my collection of pix of nature catastrophies 
Statick: Stay out of my ass
ZosXavius: I'm depressed now :(
ZosXavius: OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT :P
SZORD_1: OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT OK! OK! I'M A
SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT OK!OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVEDPERVERT OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT me too
CyberKaos changes topic to "<ZosXavius OK! OK! I'M A SEXUALLY DEPRAVED PERVERT"
SZORD_1: so how about a shag then zos
ZosXavius: a shag?
SZORD_1 offers a roll up
SZORD_1: ready rubbed
ZosXavius: what is shag?
CyberKaos: shag is
CyberKaos: a type of tobacco
CyberKaos: and a fuck
ZosXavius: ahhh
ZosXavius: I smoked some pot earlier
CyberKaos: i want something to do all night
CyberKaos: i invite the insame ones
Arawyn: I do not need to invite them. I have lots of relatives
ZosXavius: macintosh keyboard i need
Arawyn: Afaik the computer shops have so many, they need to sell them
Topic is 'Ye secret of a long life: Don't smoke, don't drink, don't over-eat; Ye secret of happyness: Forget the aforementioned stuff' Set by Arawyn
ZosXavius: I'm depressed now
CyberKaos: they think she was a modern incaration of Diana
Arawyn: oh btw, what does that make Charlie?
CyberKaos: the horned god?
Arawyn: Somehow I'd prefer a better looking horned god. But better looking wouldn't be too hard if Charles is the competition
X changes topic to 'http://www.oral.org/how2suck.htm'
Kalkin: Doing so many things machine gets overloaded - been getting Ryker pics for later 'study'
SZORD1_: well kalkin hes not short abob or two..ryker
SZORD1: so what crumbles your crackers
Arawyn: crumbles crackers?!?
Kalkin: Y'know - spreads your cheese
SZORD1: pulls your plod
SZORD1: y must know slices your bacon?
Kalkin: How about Bashing the Bishop?
Kalkin: Do you know the story that AC expelled KG from the OTO when he found out that KG was eating all his cookies?
Kalkin: My box sounds like the CD-drive is fucking the HD...
Arawyn: You handsome little seaweavil you!
Arawyn: A mage has got to have a wand, right?
Arawyn: So she ain't a proper mage ;)
SZORD_1: a huge one yep...well she does have a rather nice chalice ...so ive heard
ZosXavius: I'm depressed now :(
CyberKaos: YOU CANNOT LEAVE ME ALONE WITH THESE PEOPLE!!!!!
CyberKaos: so he's *better* than i am is he?
Arawyn: I get them buggers you get the really insane ones
CyberKaos: i invite the insane ones
Arawyn: I do not need to invite them. I have lots of relatives
CyberKaos: i want something to do all night
CyberKaos: Mandrake isn't eating :(
Arawyn: aww. Maybe he isn't overly impressed with your cookery
ZosXavius: what is a meme???????????????????
ZosXavius: FUCK KARMA!
ZosXavius: meeting up with this really cute goth girl tonight =)
Arawyn: Another goth? Or still the same?
ZosXavius: of course she is psycho like all of my gfs ;)
ZosXavius: another goth
ZosXavius: she is totally into BDSM though ;)
ZosXavius: very muscular...into martial arts....she can totally kick my ass
Arawyn shakes his head
ZosXavius: why the head shaking? <G>
Arawyn: That fluffy goth of yours
Arawyn: Who's that bugger?
KrimHum: Arawyn: Some bugger. Old man in the mountain.
Arawyn: Ah, one of those fools
Arawyn had some once - but they didn't survive our dogs
Ibn had a gerbil, but it didnt survive the snake
Arawyn: That snack wouldn't survive me
Ibn: the snake is large
KrimHum: Ever use "wanna see my snake?" as a pick-up line?
KrimHum: Ran around chanting "Bok Bok, Chicken!" and giggling the rest of that week.
strych9: My penis isn't very big unerect.
strych9: It isn't useful in that state anyway.
Kalkin: Kalkin has found that lighting up a cig during sex tends to put the other person(s) off
Kalkin: But of course, if you want to express your disattisfaction with their performance, it is very effective.
ZosXavius has kicked Arawyn from #thee_Vortex (ZosXavius)
Krolock> HEY!
X has kicked ZosXavius from #thee_Vortex (From Arawyn)
Arawyn: Football: A rite where 22 high priests are tracking the holy ball, while their followers perform mass sacrifices on the tribunes
 
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