ZosXavius: sending demons via mail sounds like fun....
Arawyn: Lesson one: Invocation of Azathoth
Arawyn: a couple of weeks later:
Arawyn: Lesson two: Banishing
Kalkin: Lesson three: scraping bits of self off the walls
Smoked: WOW!, we have a celebrity here
CyberKaos: most wiccans are terrified of snakes - idiots that they are
CyberKaos: don't try to appeal to my heart, i don't have one
Bkwyrm: I'm no Thelemite!
Arawyn: oh, you can tell Kalkin that that Ryker page has been updated ;)
Arawyn: For later study...
SZORD1: im sure he knows
CyberKaos changes topic to 'Tonight's Topic: "How to Enlarge the Penis by Magick"'
SZORD1: why cant thelemites just count backwards from 100 like the rest of us?
Bkwyrm: Dunno. I think it's something that's done to their brains during the Minerval.
CyberKaos: brb - wulf's vanished <g>
CyberKaos: into the toilet
Arawyn: Push the button! <g>
CyberKaos: i have to use my tongue
CyberKaos: to type
KatKaos: now, what are we going to do about this bitch that's using my nick?
CyberKaos changes topic to 'CM 101 - Lesson 5: Safer Hex - store your demon in a condom'
CyberKaos: unlike SOME people, I don't curse my friends...
Ikkah: now I had two of the most intense lucid dreams I've ever experianced this morning, and they were very very pantheistic
Ikkah: more pagan than anything
CyberKaos: um... most religions apart from xtainity are pantheistic, Zos
CyberKaos: don't you research before you invoke?
Ikkah: not really actually
Arawyn: If you don't like it, kill it
CyberKaos: Statick, you are the metaphysical equivalent of a footbal hooligan
CyberKaos: i've had sex with all teh entities I've worked with
Arawyn: So? How about working with the xtian god for a change. Maybe we get another Mary <g>
CyberKaos raises her eyebrow
CyberKaos: no thank YOU
CyberKaos: i do have SOME standards
Ikkah: and these dwarves had the strangest crystal balls that floated
CyberKaos is always right
Ikkah: kat, when is your birthday?
Arawyn: She's a changeling
Try to contact Ryker then <g>
SZORD1: errrrrrggggh with that body yuk
Arawyn: Turn off the light
SZORD1: i need something big
not a weenie
Arawyn: How about Witches baiting then
apple: theres a lot of them
Yandros: Well, they do breed like rabids
SZORD1 changes topic to 'Let there be fluffy bunnies'
woofio: now we can properly terrorise the christians >-)
Bkwyrm: Keep your fingers to yourself, please.
Arawyn changes topic to 'Carpe Noctem'
CyberKaos changes topic to 'I have a
headache - don't cross me, or I will not be held responsible for
Lee_Ved: people ARE stupid
Arawyn: I know - that's Wizards First Rule
Arawyn changes topic to 'Let there be Darkness'
SZORD1: give kat my addoration if she comes back even tho she's unable to install Windows 95
CyberKaos hits arawyn - dyslextic git
Arawyn: Look who's complaining
CyberKaos: am i here?
CyberKaos comes again and again...
Arawyn: So, you too have bought a force feed back joystick? <g>
Arawyn: oh, and NEVER try a vampire servitor near the intensive care station :))
CyberKaos turns her back on arawyn and goes
to talk to X
Arawyn: Why the turning of your back?
Arawyn: You think you look better when looked from the back?
CyberKaos: could you check my stats?
KrimHum: Oh, yeah. #bible is quite fun, so far.
Arawyn: You are most
incooperative. I'm running out of targets here to try stuff on
Arawyn: Kill 'em then the probs with wiccans are solved. Burn em on a stake preferably ;)
CyberKaos sits on enlil's knee
Arawyn: Just be glad she lost a couple of pounds, enlil ;)
CyberKaos: okay, NOW i'm not talking to him
CyberKaos: and that's 9 pounds, last count
Arawyn: And they are back with reinforcements now <g>
CyberKaos: you know, my
cursing talents were just needing a little exercise...
CyberKaos stares pointedly at Arawyn and enlil
Arawyn: Well, mine don't but I'm always ready to cast another one
Arawyn: Why didn't you get
CyberKaos: serch me
Arawyn searches Kat
Arawyn finds nothing of interest
CyberKaos: Hairy chests are
completely the least sexy things in existance
Krolock changes topic to 'Winning isn't everything - it's also important to humiliate your opponent'
CyberKaos zaps arawyn, and giggles as he hops about nibbling grass and looking for something to fuck
CyberKaos: then again, 1/2 of that statement is true of arawyn anyway... he just doesn't do grass...
Arawyn: Contrary to you I do have my limits. I WOULD NOT shag nuns for example <g>
CyberKaos: no, but you might consider bishops...
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