Genix: I find this place... fun.
Genix: It has certain qualities you only find in expensive asylums.
Bkwyrm: I'm about as goth as a potato.
Incubus: I'm sure this is an interesting nest full of vipers and scorpions, mixed in a vile cauldron with twisted pleasures and mad writings.
Fenwick: Everyone here is happy? Now that's a change from the norm...
Bkwyrm: I skipped the whole marrying a
magician thing and married someone who practices the REALLY DARK
starbird: a lawyer!
ZMA holds a sign: NOT DEAD, JUST NAPPING!
Bel-Alil: No., this is all a facade. I'm really an insensitive bastard
Fenwick: Maybe I should just shoot my computer and put it out of its memory.
Incubus: hmm, looking at the mirror, I see a bearded guy with black jeans and a pentagram over his bare chest, holding a vacuum cleaner. What a contradictory sight.
Incubus: Now I can feel like a real zee_vortex: yesterday I got banned from all the christian channels 'xcept stronghold, plus from #kkk and #combat18. For various reasons, and not just going in and saying 'fuck' ;)
Thanatos: HEY! I've got a new IP, I should be able to join #christian_stronghold again <G>
Saturnus: Now that Damn sentinel Incubus
decided to rob his nick back :(
Fenwick: What are you walking about? "/whois incubus" : "incubus :No such nick"
Saturnus: He must have just left
Saturnus is now known as Incubus
Fenwick: Ah, now there's the Incubus we all know and love. Well, know at least.
Fazer: Who here has a site dedicated to
Fenwick: Not I, said the cute little chaote.
Bkwyrm: Nor I, said the small wyrm
Incubus: ouch! my head!
Incubus: What was that for?
Bkwyrm: My own amusement. :)
Incubus is tired of always being the victim of sadistic assaults.
Bkwyrm gives Incubus a cookie.
Incubus: Wow, that made me feel a lot better.
Incubus sniffs the cookie suspiciously.
Bkwyrm hits X with a reformed anarchist, currently in the service of King Leopold II of Belgium.
Incubus: *pant* May I lick your feet to thank
Fenwick bears himself regally.
Fenwick: You may bow down to me as your god. ;-P
Incubus bows down to Fenwick as his god.
Incubus: Hail Fenwick!
Fenwick: Anyone who follows me is more a fool than I am.
Irias: that makes some kind of sense.
Fenwick looks around him as if noticing things for the
Fenwick: Hey, what the...
Fenwick: You guys are all *chaotes*, aren't you? I'm surrounded by chaotes! When did that happen?
Irias: last tuesday.... 11 am...
Incubus: Fenwick: you're surrounded by geeks, whose only way to try and get laid is to pretend to me a magician in irc :-P
Incubus: I just have to hope I get laid before we start talking about magick...<g>
Incubus: Hmm, I guess nobody wants to hear
more of my pervert rantings...
Irias: good guess.
Incubus: Yeah, I thought so
Incubus shuts up
Fenwick: With sound/color synaesthesia, who needs drugs?
Fenwick: I think I just had some sort of mini-satori.
Bkwyrm dips Nhnehek in brown gravy and locks him in a room
with a wolverine high on methylamphetamine.
Fenwick: Bored, Bkwyrm?
Bkwyrm: How'd you guess?
Bkwyrm: I want a popsicle.
^Dekon^^: thanks booky
^Dekon^^: now I can start quotes3.doc ;-)
Saturnus: Hey magicians: couldn't you magick
Helena into a more awake state?
Saturnus: Or make her snort some speed, if nothing else helps.
Believer: That reminds me
Believer: I should go to a titty bar tonight
Believer: I need to anyway to make my penis
thick enough to touch both sides at once.
Bkwyrm: I have no reply to that.
^Dekon^: btw, I may be a bit naive, but what
do you mean "touch both sides at once
Believer: I just can't.
Believer: Good jokes are ruined with explanation.
Bkwyrm: You're classifying that as a good joke?
Believer: Until you tell a better one, Henny Youngman.
ZOSimos: "Trigger locks attached to
handguns to prevent them being fired" - so now you have to
beat an assailant to death with the butt?
^Dekon^: zos: I prefer pistol whipping them.
ZOSimos: Yep. Browser has died.
ZOSimos: It said I'd done an illegal operation. What? I never carried out any backstreet abortions...
BenwayMD: I thought all of you Americans
carried at least one firearm with you at all times.
^Dekon^: benway: in a perfect world ;-)
Genghisss: I'd rather be a 20 year old bi chick than anything else in the world.
BenwayMD: What kind of qualifications do lapdancers need?
Believer: I was just watching CBN
Believer: if you send several thousand dollars to Rev. Falwell, you will make even MORE money.
Believer: It is apparently God's law.
Bkwyrm: I had no idea.
Bkwyrm: I should watch CBN more often, I guess.
^Dekon^ is listening to Mercyful Fate now.
^Dekon^: and I think you can agree that, though I sing badly, at least I've quit trying to sing like King Diamond. ;-)
Believer: thank goodness.
BenwayMD: I dislike love poetry. Intensely.
BenwayMD: I decided that in the last few seconds.
KrimHum: We'll have to write you some, then, Benway.
cidal: Dekon, you're just jealous of people
who have no lives.
^Dekon^: I'm fairly sure that everyone can vouch for me when I say I have no life ;-)
^Dekon^: ain't that right, Kat?
Xaronzon: he's telling satan's honest truth
cidal: i've beeneating rye bread all day.
cidal: moldy at that
Eibon: cant remember the last time i ate rye bread
^Dekon^: good, maybe you'll see the Virgin Mary <g>
cidal: i will eat your soul
^Dekon^: Domestic Violence is in decline
^Dekon^: this can only mean one thing
^Dekon^: America has finally lost all sense of family values
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^Dekon^: -1 <g>
FrSam: Dekon: Are you questioning the way we
run this channel?
^Dekon^: FrSam: yes.
^Dekon^: yes I am.
Radu: I used to put the chicken nuggets on the querterpounders(that must be a sin somewhere)
Fenwick: Wicca was a boy scout project gone
awry. Ever hear about Woodcraft?
Fenwick: I should scan the article from Gnosis magazine about it and put it up on chaos matrix.
Saturnus: hmm, beyond the simple 'tiimmbbeerrr', no
starbird: H.P. Woodcraft? The horror writer?
Fenwick: Heh. No, not quite. Though wicca is quite a horror.
Xaronzon: woo. packed room
Fenwick: Yeah, but most of 'em are quiet, like normal.
Fenwick: WAKE UP YOU BASTARDS!
starbird: mandatory drug tests?! are you an air traffic controller?
Shemhazai: post punk will rise again
Widowson: it will indeed, even if it involves me buggering its corpse
WAKKA: he makes SAMURAI FILMS with YOGHURT
BenwayMD injects WAKKA with 333mgs of sanity
Darkangel: guess what guy's your all lamers!!! thats what i just learned. This is fun!
KittiKat: xtian channel grafitti
KittiKat: * O`Shea JESUS RULES!!!
Ravage: reminds me of storys i used to write about defiling the sailor moon chicks
Genix: I wanna see kung-fu porn! DAMN MY FUCKED UP CONNECTION!
Rilleman: Hello you christian mutherfuckers
DeadFish: You hear the splashing of a naiad.
^Dekon^: Naiad the you splashing hear a of.
Riordan: You hear the splashing of my enlarged member falling into the water going after the naiad
TeckYong: 2 Dekons?
Xaronzon: now THAT is a scary scenario
Infamus: naja, die machen alles:azagthoth evokation durch fistfuck und dergl.
entugrl: you know, as a homosexual, I might have to kick your bot ass for being so stupid
ZosXavius: fucking netscape won't run on this bitch
Believer has quit IRC (auf wieder sehen, poopieface. )
smakonhed: RETARDEDS! FROM! SPACE!!!!!!
Xaronzon thinks your kinda cute, and that interesting poses could be made with those swords
Xaronzon: Yeah, go on. Men will envy you and women will lust after you. (or vice versa, depending on individual sexual preferences)
S-mage: I'm not getting myself tied up by Kaisharga! he'd defile my innocent body!!!
Xaronzon observes that S-mage has a very long and nice sword
Xaronzon pauses to drool over Britney Spears..
^Dekon^: Kat, would you like to get her into
a threesome with Christina Aguilera?
S-mage: and if so, can I watch?
Xaronzon LIKES this trend for young and cute pop singers
S-mage thinks they're somewhat unwholesome
S-mage: not that that's bad...
Xaronzon thinks she'd like to see exactly how unwholesome they're prepared to be
^Dekon^: classic novels don't grow on trees.
Ahiphena: Well, they sort of do.
^Dekon^: well, yeah.
S-mage: and BIG silver shiny horns! and longs bloodspattered talons!
Ahiphena: That happens to first year med
students all the time.
Ahiphena: I adored my bone saw.
Ahiphena: I loved that girl and she knew it.
Xaronzon: you mean magick isn't OT in here?!
Adar_Caan: #Bible Rule #3
Adar_Caan: 3. If a topic cannot appeal to the bible for clarification, then please change topics. 1 Timothy 6:3-4
<^Dekon^: adar: what does that mean tho
^Dekon^: does that mean that if it isn't expliitly stated in the bible, that it shouldn't be dealt with?
Adar_Caan: just what it says
ne0: ok, new topic: how bout them yankees?
ne0: i dont approve of this topic
Bkwyrm: I can't go three blocks without bumping into a magician. That's when they're not living with me.
Saturnus: You must have some pervert bookwyrmy satisfaction about that
Bkwyrm: We also import people.
Arawyn: Most Middle Eastern countries
recognize the following Islamic law:
Arawyn: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh. "
Bkwyrm: When I worked at a public library at
the reference desk, I once got a telephone call from a man asking
if you could get any diseases from having sex with a cow.
Bkwyrm: The answer was yes.
Saturnus: I have potato chips, whiskey, tobacco, a girl. Everything is perfect
^Dekon^: have you forgotten everything I've taught you about polygamy? ;-)
^Dekon^: damn....no results under +crystal +buttplug
smakonhed: HOORAY!!! it is breakfast time in the land of fat.
Widowson: they're external ham receptors.
Incubus is a whore
Xaronzon rejoices that the price of Snapple has been halved.
Magius: I have found my Path. Baysitting is more than just what I do. It is what I am
Cambiel: Arawyn, you no say Daddy me Snow me I'll go blame, a licky boom boom down
Thanatos: ROFL: error message: error 421 - Slow ass motherfucker
X changes topic to 'In Shit we trust'
fand: Xaronzon, are you the bitchy one from #sorcery?
Xaronzon: fuck what?
Arawyn: Not you.
fand: is there a succubus training school?
Max42: I'd rather hang out with a criminal than a wiccan.
devi-3: #suicide is a fun channel
Max42: wiccans are either chicks or borderline gay
Thanatos: Me be count Krolok, me be origin of vamps
Thanatos: Hmm, vampire that's allergic to
blood might be fun
Xaronzon: that's even better than the vamps who only drink their own blood
Xaronzon changes topic to 'Welcome to the sphere of unreasoning chaos & over pretentious of grandeur
Max42: why are you here?
nutahuti: why not
threejane is THE inventor of chaos magic
nutahuti: so where is everyone from, or, at?
Max42: or elsewhere
Max42: hey, all i said was 'who the hell are
Thane: oooh, playing the big bad hairy ass chao mage?
Xaronzon changes topic to 'Chaos Magicians: An Argument Waiting to Happen.
Thane: Where's Magius?
Thane: I WANNA BAN!!!
Thanatos likes that red shine that comes from the mouse
Xaronzon: Thanatos, that made no sense whatsoever
Xaronzon: don't ask me; you said it. What red shine?
Thanatos: That red shine that comes from the mouse. It looks neat
nutahuti: are mouse balls as good as eyeballs
threejane: too tiny to lick
Xaronzon: nah, they're all little and hairy...
Xaronzon wonders if this channel could perhaps not be more accurately described as a surrealist channel than a chaote channel...
Thane slaps Xaronzon around with ye oly Bible
Xaronzon sizzles a bit
nutahuti: i smell trout
Xaronzon: I want a newbie wiccan to play with. It's not fair.
X changes topic to '. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.'
IPpy: Chocolate is the sexual candy
IPpy: Quite like an orgasm
X changes topic to 'Jesus died for his own sins, not mine'
BenwayMD: Once, I tried to read an evokation of Satan from a crumbling old grimoire and Father Christmas appeared.
Genix: bk: the blonde one?
Bkwyrm: Yes, I'm the blonde one.
ZOSimos: I sell it by the barrel.
DeadFish: christ on toast i could eat a baby boy.
Widowson: i huff it from whipped cream containers
Son_Of_Sam_I_Am: Boy, i don't remember fully, but i seem to remember learning that jewish law at that time considered a woman to be a virgin as long as her partner...um, pulled out, before climax
foog: gabriel, what does "Bawitdaba" mean?
ChORONZON: This is a unique item that you
will get laugh after laugh
ChORONZON: with! It is a donkey that when you pull it's ears down, it
ChORONZON: calmly lifts it's tail and ejects a cigarette out of it's butt.
ChORONZON: look at that - the donkey even doez it calmly. . .
Bkwyrm: I hate it when I'm underpantsed.
Bkwyrm: Okay, when I type "Satanism" into the search
engine at eBay, why are all these Disney items coming up?
Xaronzon: an urban legend
^Dekon^: whiny christians probably
Xaronzon: rumours Disney to be Satanic
Saturnus: Mickey Mouse is from Hell!
Bkwyrm: But there's nothing even related to that word in the description of the items.
Bkwyrm: Mysterious indeed.
Xaronzon: WHY DOESN'T ANYONE SELL ANY FUCKING DARK TRANQUILITY RECORDS!?!?!?
Bkwyrm changes topic to 'The reign of apocalyptic terror previously scheduled for today has been, unfortunately, indefinitely postponed.'
Saturnus: time for us little dark suns to go to bed now...
^Dekon^: part of the problem is it tends to be adopted as a
path by a. feminists, b. people who think that joining a nature
religion will liberate them from christianity, c. teenagers who
want to be just like the girls in The Craft, or d. fluffy bunny
white light twits in general ;-)
^Dekon^ wonders which part of that statement will get him castrated ;-)
ChanServ changes topic to 'I'm so sexy I attract inanimate
Gilyan: uht oh
Gilyan: whats chanserv up too?
^Dekon^: tooting hir own horn, I would imagine.
Genix: I'm dissing people in #teensex, and they actually have a fucking swearing restriction
Teck-Yong: I want to be a writer for D&D
^enoch^: Heh. Smile and nod this mofo!
SatShower shakes water from his wet hair on Bkwyrm and
parades around in Adam's attire.
Bkwyrm: Nice fig leaf.
Bkwyrm menaces ^Dekon^ with a strawberry pop-tart.
DeadFish: uh oh. i'm having that vision of ada byron in her underpants again.
shootme was kicked by ^Dekon^ (*yawn* time to abuse the
shootme (email@example.com) has joined
shootme: You have murdered me!
shootme was kicked by ^Dekon^ (Death is just the beginning.)
shootme (firstname.lastname@example.org) has joined
shootme: you better not do that again
shootme was kicked by ^Dekon^ (Ha!)
Fenwick: Mmm. It looks like just another typical day in the Land of Zee.
Widowson: the throbbing maize of orfice violation.
kiya wonders if she can hide beside Bkwyrm
Bkwyrm: Pretty big desk, and you're not all that wide. Sure, come on, you can hide under the credenza.
kiya hides under the credenza
Bkwyrm: Mind the cat.
Bkwyrm: Where is Ms. PoodlePants?
Andrew changes topic to 'We don't like the term 'beavers', we'd rather be called vagina squirrels...'
Bkwyrm hits ^Dekon^ with the Goat of Idiocy.
Saturnus: some sex conversation: troglodyt: #thelema really sucks
^Dekon^: hmm...a meta-quote
Widowson: i think that has to be a new euphemism. "i hate to tell you this bob, but you're breaking the flying pig"
Bkwyrm: I have a nest of squirrels in the garage roof.
Bkwyrm: And the baby ones are starting to come out and play on the roof.
Bkwyrm: They're cute, for rats with fuzzy tails.
smakonhed: captain fag has a boyfriend. he works at weddings. and is fat. he is also ben franklin.
Bkwyrm changes topic to 'Home of the Robotic Secret Chiefs'
JediX (JediKnight@188.8.131.52) has joined
JediX is here and the Force is with him.
Saturnus has difficulties deciding which one would be more
fun: #thee_vortex quotes, or pussy.
Genix slaps you
Genix: think straighter, dunce.
Saturnus: Hey, I just had great time reading the quotes
Saturnus: I almost got turned on
^Dekon^: he probably thinks we're some super evil goth wannabe nihilist cult now.
entugrl pokes DF
DeadFish: entugrl has driven me to lash out in anger.
shootme was kicked by DeadFish (DeadFish)
Fenwick: Yikes... For a moment there I was trying to picture Saturnus shaving his teeth!
MitochondrialEve: There is some very decent quality anime porn
out there actually, not that I'd know.
^Dekon^: Hentai doesn't interest me that much
^Dekon^: although, it would be hard to fake tentacle sex irl
starbird: is everybody having a sunny fluffy bunny morning
Genix: starbird: gah, no fluff!
Genix kicks your fluffy head :P
starbird drops his pants again
starbird: and aims a warm fluffy sunny little fartcloud in your general direction
smakonhed: i want to eat your lion.
DeadFish: 'course the more practical annoyance i've had with sensory deprivation tanks is drifting and hitting the walls of the tanks.
Deggial: when i took acid one time i thought the furniture was conspiring against me in an evil plot to consume my soul... but then again i coulda been a little off-side
Riordan: Deggial: It's all true...I heard the story from a used recliner a couple of years back
DeadFish: you were more accurate than you may guess. Sofas, for instance, are a favored tool of choronzon
^Dekon^: shin: no goth pussy for you, eh?
DeadFish: goddamn ninjas
Xaronzon: ou know what this chat sys needs?
Thanatos: ok, we'll feed it back to you.
Xaronzon: oh, shut up. I'm the one with the bad puns
Thanatos: you're the one with the bad bums you mean.
Xaronzon: OK, which smartarse locked my box?
BenwayMD urinates in Ravage's Heavenly Pool when he isn't
^Dekon^: don't mind Ben, he just does Enochian.
Bkwyrm: I am NOT a pokemon.
^Dekon^ changes topic to 'Bkwyrm, I choose you!'
BenwayMD: bubye bottomgobbler!
Hephzriba: I feel like Hell, right now
Genix: a grinning hell.
Heiste eats a golden apple.
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X sets mode: +o BenwayMD
BenwayMD changes topic to 'Boo'
BenwayMD: Shh! No talking on the channel.
zallak: what does Thelema zallak mean?
Believer: It is a special way of saying "Fuck you, nipple sucker."
MirtleT: When night comes where does the white stuff go?
BenwayMD: Another stupid 93 word.
zallak: what's it mean?
BenwayMD: It's colloquial coptic. It translates to "shove it, arse pirate"
shootme was kicked by ^Dekon^ (As an example to others.)
ZangTT: Am I talking to a bot?
_Zontar_: ZangTT: Don't count on it
ZangTT: I like bots, don't get me wrong. They do better on the turing test than a lot of folks i know.
^Dekon^: who here names their dog "Because"
ZangTT: I bet when you were a kid, you fantasized about a
house with a secret submarine base.
ZangTT: I know *I* did.
ZangTT: i dressed like a edgy artsy punk, with a touch of
ZangTT: and after all these years, i've still got chafing.
^Dekon^ dressed more or less like a Sith Lord.
Widowson: David R. Jones is really the gnome in my underwear drawer.
Deggial: holy shit i am lagged by 10 minutes!
^Dekon^: spleeb: just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they aren't real.
zallak: me and Dekon are having anti-sexx
zallak: i wonder what that would look like
^Dekon^: probably like Akbar and Jeff sitting on opposite sides of that huge couch of theirs
Widowson builds violet a sofa out of ham
^Dekon^: wid, are you talking about sex with your HGA again?
^Dekon^: having, rather
Gibor: knowledge,conversation, and snogging of one's HGA
^Dekon^: wid: I think you need to lay off the Enochian, dude ;-)
DeadFish: i really like the mummified corpse of Imhotep III. he's teriyaki style.
exobyte: a fart is magick
Bkwyrm changes topic to '<Incubus> oh, I forgot: bald old thelemite 'daddies' from beyond the grave'
Fenwick: I don't mind Qabala... with lots of ketchup.
starbird: Illuminatus was fiction?!!!!!
starbird: next you're gonna tell me there was no Necromonicon:(
starbird: I believe that the wiccans feel threatened whenever you mention something that might be older and badder than Goddess:)
Bkwyrm: Well, I don't harass Christians, but it's sometimes
fun to introduce Pagans to the notion of chaos magic.
Bkwyrm: Chaos magic, meet an undereducated Pagan. Undereducated Pagan, meet chaos magic.
UrbaNomad: lol... who would want to control winamp with a joystick?
Pope-Theophilia-the-Eclectic: Eternal^Light: Eris Communicates
through your pineal gland, and the new york stock exchange
^Dekon^: she also sometimes communicates through CB Radio.
Fenwick: Martial artists, eastern trad, or am I barking up the
wrong tree completely?
Angelshoa: totally wronge tree. My tree is on the southern end of the park:)
sythka: my town has the most related but still married people
Gbryal: My mom doesn't know that I am still Methodist.
vergil changes topic to 'Goddess9 (~Virgogodd@AC84FB60.ipt.aol.com) has joined #thelema <smakonhed> Aik!!! the goblins escape the zoo!!!!'
Widowson: vergil, i just want to take this opportunity to tell you that i love you.
KrimHum: I went to a catholic church on Easter once. My aunt
tried to convince me to take communion, but I refused. I guess I
was afraid I'd get infected or something.
^Dekon^: krim: no, you'd spontaneously combust, because you aren't Catholic ;-)
Widowson has a secret life as a hot quebeqois babe.
Violet99: my navel hurts :(
^Dekon^: violet: maybe you're gazing at it too hard ;-)
triskele: me is the youngin.
^Dekon^ changes topic to 'Hot Button Issue: "Battlefield
Earth the Movie" - yea or nay?'
^Dekon^ votes for "or" himself
Andrew: though I do know of a live-action lord of the rings
fenzer: yeah man, have you seen the trailer?
^Dekon^ only hopes they don't make a Wheel of Time movie
fenzer: no kidding, it would be 20 hours long
fenzer: and that's just the first book
ZangTT: for some really perverse reason, i felt like listening to the only jethro tull song i like.
Joachim: that is indeed perverse
ZangTT: i have my moments.
ZangTT: sometimes, i need cheap trick like you wouldn't believe.
ZangTT: like right now.
FastEddie: Wid: as a Wisconsinite, do you suffer from cheese on the brain?
Hephzriba does the "I hate ex-bfs who stops by to visit"-dance
BenwayMD: Ok. So we'll annihilate the Evil Empire before supper.